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Anthony Edwards Committed Murder....In The Form Of A Dunk
The dunk of the year belongs to Anthony Edwards. The Minnesota Timberwolves star threw down an absolutely ridiculous dunk in the second...
Young Horn
Mar 19, 20241 min read
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Belt 2 Ass Tour Headed To Milwaukee
Welp, Patrick Beverly was traded from the Philadelphia 76ers to the Milwaukee Bucks. It's a sad day for the Pat Bev podcast, him and Rone...
Young Horn
Feb 8, 20242 min read
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Joel Embiid Drops 70, Karl Anthony Towns Drops 62, Showing That Big Men Can Still Score
On the 18th anniversary of Kobe Bryant's 81-point game, two of today's stars gave that iconic number a run for its money. On Monday...
Young Horn
Jan 23, 20242 min read
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I Am Officially Sick Of Hearing From Damian Lillard
The entire #NBA offseason it has been all about Damian Lillard, where is he going, and how he won't play for anyone but the Miami Heat....
Young Horn
Sep 21, 20232 min read
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Breaking Down The Jaylen Brown Contract
The Boston Celtics and star player Jaylen Brown have agreed to the richest contract in NBA history, according to ESPN and The Athletic....
Young Horn
Jul 25, 20232 min read
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Why Damian Lillard and James Harden Will Not Be Traded Their Desired Teams
#NBAFreeAgency was a frenzy over the weekend, and now we are left wondering where All-Star guards Damian Lillard and James Harden will...
Young Horn
Jul 3, 20233 min read
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NBA Pre Draft Trades
It's been a wild 24 hours in the NBA world. Were an hour away from the 2023 draft, and we have already seen some big name trades....
Young Horn
Jun 22, 20232 min read
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Brandon Miller Tells The Media Who His GOAT Of The NBA Is....Paul George
Uhhhhhh....what dude? For someone who already has a ton of red flags surrounding his draft stock, from his off the court drama, to his...
Young Horn
Jun 21, 20232 min read
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Moriah Mills May Love Zion Williamson Too Much, It's Hurting His Career
Once again former Adult Entertainment actress (pornstar), Moriah Mills has taken to Twitter to talk about her boo thang Zion Williamson....
Haneef Arbubakrr
Jun 19, 20233 min read
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The Denver Nuggets Are Your 2023 NBA Champions
I am late to the game writing this because I had to make the decision of writing this last night when the final buzzer sounded, or get...
Young Horn
Jun 13, 20232 min read
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Phoenix Suns Waive 38 Year Old Guard, Chris Paul
Damn, just after appearing on The Pivot Podcast, and opening up about how his daughter is heckled at school that he hasn't won an NBA...
Young Horn
Jun 7, 20231 min read
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Can Steph And The Warriors Come Back From 3-1 Deficit
The Lakers defeated the Warriors in Game 4 to take a 3-1 lead, which will go down in history as the "Lonnie Walker Game". LeBron...
Young Horn
May 9, 20231 min read
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Sunday NHL/NBA Playoffs Recap
For the Sunday NHL Slate we had game 3 of Carolina/New Jersey, Toronto/Florida, and Dallas/Seattle. Carolina/New Jersey: The Devils shit...
Young Horn
May 8, 20233 min read
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Steph Curry Vs. LeBron James Round 5
This will be the first time we have Curry vs. LeBron in the Western Conference playoffs, since James has joined the Lakers in 2018....
Young Horn
May 2, 20231 min read
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NBA Stars Of the Night
#1 Ja Morant Young blood just cooked the LA Lakers, 39 pts, 10 rebs, 10 asts. A triple double for Ja, easy like Sunday morning! #2...
Young Horn
Feb 28, 20231 min read
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PTI vol. 15: Lakers Funeral, Ripper GC, Killer Bs, Rodgers STINKS!!
Pardon Tim's Ignorance. A recap of our favorite duo, Korn Man and Bon Bon!
Uncle Tim
Feb 28, 20231 min read
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Damian Lillard On A Historic 12 Game Stretch...Get's Drugged Tested
Dame "Dolla" has been one of the best Point Guards in the NBA for years now, and its no surprise to see him putting up these kind of...
Young Horn
Feb 27, 20232 min read
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@PTI vol. 14: Tiger's Tampons, Eric Bieniemy Has Head Trama, Jets want all the QBs,"Tush Push"...
Pardon Tim's Ignorance!
Uncle Tim
Feb 17, 20232 min read
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@PTI vol 12: Golf SZN is upon us, still talking NFL...the Blog is exploding Like Dr Data down in MIA
From one PTI fan to the cult of PTI fans. Let's dive in!
Uncle Tim
Feb 14, 20233 min read
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Put that powerpoint on hold and throw that vape in your desk....it's time for CubeMonkeySports!!
Welcome to CubeMonkeySports, your destination for escaping the workplace, five minutes at a time. We all know the feeling of Monday...
Tim Caulfield
Feb 14, 20231 min read
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