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Colts Land Their New Head Coach....Shane Steichen
The Indianapolis Colts have announced the hire of Shane Steichen as their new head coach, putting the former Philadelphia Eagles...

Young Horn
Feb 14, 20232 min read


Tiger Woods Returning To Play The Genesis Invitational
The GOAT is back! The news of Tiger returning to the course for this weekends Genesis Invitational spread quickly around the Waste...

Young Horn
Feb 14, 20232 min read


Put that powerpoint on hold and throw that vape in your desk....it's time for CubeMonkeySports!!
Welcome to CubeMonkeySports, your destination for escaping the workplace, five minutes at a time. We all know the feeling of Monday...
Tim Caulfield
Feb 14, 20231 min read


Megan Fox is Satan
Okay so the rumors are true. Machine Gun Kelly has cheated on Megan Fox, yeah you read that right Machine Gun Kelly CHEATED on Megan Fox....
Dave Massa
Feb 13, 20232 min read


Tuesday Champions League Preview
#UCL #ACMTOT #PSGFCB Its me, Dr Data and I am back from my Miami excursion that involves late nights/mornings at Space and seeing DJ...
Dr. Data
Feb 13, 20232 min read


Were Onto Baseball Season #USA
Well, NFL is over, we have a few months until the NBA/NHL playoffs start, but luckily we have the World Baseball Classic this year,...

Young Horn
Feb 13, 20232 min read


I Am…Inevitable: Patrick Mahomes
It’s official…The Chiefs have become the Warriors who became the Patriots who became the Yankees? (Not apples to apples but you get it)....
Haneef Arbubakrr
Feb 13, 20231 min read


Super Bowl Recap. NFL Rigged?
“It was a holding. I tugged his jersey. I was hoping they would let it slide,” Bradberry said. As a former peewee cornerback/safety (1...

Young Horn
Feb 13, 20233 min read


Why the Eagles Are Losers..
Cry Eagles Cry! There will be a million blogs about the Eagles getting screwed with the 3rd and 8 holding call under 2 minutes in the...
Haneef Arbubakrr
Feb 13, 20231 min read


Super Bowl Prop Picks & Winners
@Eagles @Chiefs #SuperBowlSunday I have this game covered every way imaginable, props, O/U, outright winner. Im going to post my entire...

Young Horn
Feb 12, 20235 min read


PTI vol 11: Trades...#BONKs...Brooklynn is the WORST, Arizona riding high!
For the die hard PTI fans out there.

Uncle Tim
Feb 9, 20232 min read


"What If" The Brooklyn Nets Next 30 For 30
After three-plus tumultuous years and a second trade request in eight months, All-NBA forward Kevin Durant was traded from the Brooklyn...

Young Horn
Feb 9, 20233 min read


Russell Westbrook the 3rd or should I say, the 5th?
Tonight Russell Westbrook III was traded to his fifth team in five seasons. In yes a Russell for Russell swap. The Los Angeles Lakers...
Haneef Arbubakrr
Feb 8, 20232 min read


Aaron Rodgers is about to do so many drugs…
Alright blog fam I know i've been MIA. I've actually been on an Isolation Retreat for the past month....just kidding. I'm not a huge...

Uncle Tim
Feb 8, 20231 min read


Waste Management '23 Picks
The PGA Tour season is officially heating up with a full-field event this week at the 2023 Waste Management Phoenix Open. The Stadium...

Young Horn
Feb 8, 20232 min read


Kareem Had To Get Drunk To Deal With Lebron Breaking His Record
You could tell every time they panned to Kareem during last night Lakers game he wanted no part being there. While they share...

Young Horn
Feb 8, 20231 min read


LeBron Raymone James Sr.
I’m standing in my living room that’s covered in toys, my oven beeping because my cookies are burning, but those can wait because I’m...
Haneef Arbubakrr
Feb 8, 20231 min read


Lack of Coverage for the Super Bowl
Maybe it’s me, but it sure don’t feel like the Super Bowl is this Sunday. Sports media has covered everything except… the “national...
Haneef Arbubakrr
Feb 6, 20231 min read


The Haters Are Mad At Harry Styles And It Makes Me Sick
Harry Styles had quite the night at the #Grammys as he walked away with three awards for Best Pop Vocal Album, Best Engineered Album...

Young Horn
Feb 6, 20233 min read


Lakers New Point Guard...Kyrie Irving
Now starting at Point Guard, for the Los Angeles Lakers....Number 11....KYRIE IRVING *crowd boos* *one slightly overweight fan shits...

Young Horn
Feb 3, 20233 min read
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