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Earthquake Shakes U.S. East Coast....Has Me Missing My Ex

An earthquake struck the East Coast of the United States on Friday morning, according to the U.S. Geological Survey, causing buildings to shake and rattling nerves from Maryland to Maine.


The USGS tentatively measured the quake as a 4.8 temblor near Whitehouse Station, New Jersey. It struck a little before 10:30 a.m. ET.


The NYPD says all relevant emergency agencies are being briefed on the situation. At this point, impacts appear minimal. Mayor Eric Adams was expected to join Office of Emergency Management officials at a noon briefing.


This just goes to show that Something Big Is Coming (SBIC). I cant wait to hear what the Governor Kathy Hochul has to say about this! Honestly, my dumb ass thought it was my roommate upstairs moving a desk or walking around heavy, or I thought it could just be a little windy.


We as a nation, should've started to get out shit together after everything with Diddy started coming out. No cap, the earthquake has me missing some of the things me and my ex would do in bed.


Now I'm sitting with the lights off listening to Marvins Room by Drake, hoping we get another little earthquake. It's been a while and I am just trying to feel something!



The Empire State Building’s official X account jumped into the fray online, quipping, “I AM FINE.” Whoever runs the Empire State Building's social media page, they need to revaluate that person.

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