Hello friends, I bring you here today to share some news, that I have accepted a new job, and I am going from being co workers with Big Neef, to soon becoming co workers with Young David, I like to keep it in the F A M I L Y.
So I wanted to share my letter of resignation I have been working on and was hoping for any feedback. Please like and subscribe to the page.
Subject: It's Not You, It's... Okay, It's Kinda You.
Hey [Manager's Name],
I hope this email finds you caffeinated and ready for a bit of workplace drama. After careful consideration and a slightly irrational fear of becoming a permanent fixture in my desk chair, I've decided to part ways with my role here at [Company Name].
But fear not! Don't cry before its over, smile because I haven't provided value to this company in the last two months. Think of it more as a graceful swan dive into the unknown waters of new opportunities. Or maybe more like a cannonball... I haven't quite decided yet.
I've had an absolute blast here, from the Monday morning meetings where we all pretend we're awake to the hundreds of free beers I consumed at monthly office happy hours, or the handful of female co workers I have had consensual sexual relationships during my tenure.
Rest assured, I won't leave you high and dry. I'll will do the bare minimum, pass on my wisdom of how to fake our daily call metrics, and ignore my clients until my last day.
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Let's make these last two weeks civil. I would also like to apologize for showing up an hour and a half late this morning, I shit my pants on my way to the train and had to go back home and wash myself.
Thanks for being a part of this wild ride, [Manager's Name]. It's been real, it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun.
Medium Rare Regards,
Young Horn.
And to my dearest co worker Jim, I'll see you soon.
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