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Luka Went Demon Mode Against The Knicks Last Night, And Wants A Recovery Beer

Young Horn

Dec 28, 20222 min read

Luka Went Demon Mode Against The Knicks Last Night, And Wants A Recovery Beer

I couldn't watch this live because I was at the Islanders game, but I had Dr. Data texting me updates and the Knicks squandered their 9...

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Raiders Will Bench Derek Carr, Too Little Too Late

Young Horn

Dec 28, 20222 min read

Raiders Will Bench Derek Carr, Too Little Too Late

Devante Adams on the phone with Aaron Rodgers right now like an ex gf after cheating "cmon baby let's give this thing another chance, it...

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JJ Watt Announces Retirement At The End of The Season

Young Horn

Dec 27, 20221 min read

JJ Watt Announces Retirement At The End of The Season

Damn, JJ Watt tweeted this morning that he is going to retire at the end of the year. I blame the Arizona Cardinals. Outside of the...

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Zach Wilson's Mom Is Now Roasting Jet Fans On Instagram

Young Horn

Dec 27, 20222 min read

Zach Wilson's Mom Is Now Roasting Jet Fans On Instagram

Oh man, another blog about Zach Wilson, this is getting exhausting. But here we are again because Zach Wilsons mom is going back at Jet...

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Young Horn

Dec 27, 20222 min read

Are The Brooklyn Nets #Back?

The #BrooklynNets have won 9 in a row, Kevin Durant just passed Tim Duncan to sit at 15th all time on the NBA all-time scoring list....

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Uncle Tim

Dec 25, 20221 min read

All I want for Christmas is...

Merry Christmas to everyone except Tua and the Dolphins! Playoffs started two weeks ago for the Packers. Aaron Rodgers went in to his...

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Haneef Arbubakrr

Dec 23, 20221 min read

Get Out! Kardashian-Jenner Edition

I want to start off by saying, I don’t know who did what the night Megan The Stallion & Tory Lanez left Kylie Jenner’s party and Meg...

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Young Horn

Dec 23, 20225 min read

Week 16 NFL Christmas Weekend Preview

Well very late to the game of accurately keeping track of my spread picks and week 15 wasn't my best! (7-9-1) including the TNF and MNF...

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Haneef Arbubakrr

Dec 23, 20222 min read

Jets Replace Wilson With a Fan

The New York Jets fell to the Jacksonville Jaguars last night, 19-3. The loss all but closes the door on their postseason hopes. The Jets...

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Haneef Arbubakrr

Dec 22, 20222 min read

Pro Bowl Snubs: Bay Area Edition

The 49ers had 6 players selected to the 2023 Pro Bowl. DL Nick Bosa, S Talanoa Hufanga, FB Kyle Juszczyk, TE George Kittle, LB Fred...

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What Were Drinking This Christmas Season!

Young Horn

Dec 22, 20222 min read

What Were Drinking This Christmas Season!

With Christmas a few days away I am here to share some of the holiday beers you can have to replace @MillerLite for a day or two. #1...

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TNF Locks & Longshots Vol. 4 Jags vs Jets

Young Horn

Dec 22, 20222 min read

TNF Locks & Longshots Vol. 4 Jags vs Jets

The Jags are RED HOT. Trevor Lawrence is playing unreal and like the QB who was the #1 overall pick. Both teams are fighting for a...

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Dr. Data

Dec 21, 20223 min read

Met Fans......We deserve this

#LFGM December 23rd 2015, the the New York Mets were looking for a big free agent splash to bolster their outfield of Curtis Granderson...

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You Should Need to Pass A Course In Order to Board An Airplane

Young Horn

Dec 21, 20223 min read

You Should Need to Pass A Course In Order to Board An Airplane

Ya boi has returned from Vegas, and although nothing could ruin a quick trip to Sin City, there was one major issue with this weekends...

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Yankees Name Aaron Judge their 16th Franchise Captain

Young Horn

Dec 21, 20222 min read

Yankees Name Aaron Judge their 16th Franchise Captain

The changing of the guard in NY! Not to take anything away from Judge, but once I saw Jeets walk into the press conference I know they...

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PTI vol. 10: Backup co-host...backup network, Running the Table, Saudi's like pimento & cheese too

Uncle Tim

Dec 20, 20222 min read

PTI vol. 10: Backup co-host...backup network, Running the Table, Saudi's like pimento & cheese too

A series for PTI lovers.

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"Hello Friends" from the LIV tour! Augusta announces BEST golfers will be playing, as it should be.

Uncle Tim

Dec 20, 20221 min read

"Hello Friends" from the LIV tour! Augusta announces BEST golfers will be playing, as it should be.

First off put your future bets in now...I already have Cam to win a major in 2023 (+325) and I am absolutely peppering him to win The...

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World Cup Final Preview: Messi vs Mbappe

Dr. Data

Dec 17, 20222 min read

World Cup Final Preview: Messi vs Mbappe

Dr. Data Parlay +150: Both Teams to Score an over 2.5 goals Sunday marks a true clash of the titans in world football. Argentina and...

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PTI vol.9 - Tony never wears pants, Kittle is on my Fantasy team, full court shots vs shoulders

Uncle Tim

Dec 16, 20221 min read

PTI vol.9 - Tony never wears pants, Kittle is on my Fantasy team, full court shots vs shoulders

49ers vs Seattle - First off all shoutout to all the Kittle fantasy owners like myself...hell of a start to the Playoffs and let's keep...

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Why hasn't Bob Ryan gotten his teeth fixed????

Uncle Tim

Dec 16, 20221 min read

Why hasn't Bob Ryan gotten his teeth fixed????

Oh my lord they are awful. Evil looking. Bobby has legit corn kernels in his mouth. Crooked and yellow with a tint of dog poop. How much...

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