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Young Horn
Mar 28, 20242 min read
Juan Soto Is A God, And The Yankees Rotation Is Fucked Without Gerrit Cole
The Yankees 2024 season started in complete disarray. Nestor Cortes Jr. decided to throw BP to the Astros in the first inning and dug...
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Young Horn
Mar 12, 20244 min read
MRI's Target Yankee Superstars Early In Spring Training
Yesterday the news broke that Yankees Ace, and 2023 AL Cy Young Winner, Gerrit Cole, will be undergoing a "precautionary" MRI on his...
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Young Horn
Jan 12, 20243 min read
Quick Yankees Off Season Updates
The Yankees are coming off a season in which they did not make the playoffs, and once again battled injuries for the majority of the...
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Young Horn
Sep 1, 20231 min read
The Martian Has Landed, Jasson Domínguez Homers In His First MLB At Bat
The Yankees finally packed in the season, and decided to call up the kids. Like they did a few years back when they called up Aaron...
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Young Horn
Jul 25, 20232 min read
Subway Series Round 2 Predicitions
Mets. Yankees. Subway Series. Late July right before the trade deadline. This was supposed to be a benchmark meeting of the two New York...
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Young Horn
Jul 10, 20234 min read
Grading The Yankees First Half Of The 2023 MLB Season
Despite their lackluster first half of the season, the New York Yankees didn't underperform as bad as the New York Mets. But still, it...
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Young Horn
Jul 5, 20231 min read
Yankees' Pitcher, Jimmy Cordero suspended under MLB's domestic violence policy
Jeff Passan reported earlier that Major League Baseball has made the decision to suspended New York Yankees pitcher, Jimmy Cordero, for...
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Young Horn
Jun 29, 20232 min read
Yankees Pitcher Domingo German Pitches Perfect Game In Oakland...1st Since 2012
Don Larson, David Wells, David Cone, and now....Domingo German! This was the 24th perfect game in MLB history, and the 4th for the New...
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Young Horn
Jun 12, 20233 min read
Yankees/Mets Subway Series Preview
Both the Mets and Yankees have Monday off, as they prepare to square off for the first Subway Series of the year. A two game set that...
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Young Horn
Feb 21, 20232 min read
Josh Donaldson Is a Loser And The Yankees Need To Cut Him
Make it stop, for the love of God, make it stop with this asshole. I feel like Donaldson is the type of that says "I don't care what...
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