Men lie, women lie, Neef don’t! I’ve been on fire with my NFL bets (not nba) because I’m an expert.
I’m taking mostly favorites this weekend, but that could change next week.
Game 1:
49ers host the Seahawks. This is the first playoff game since Richard Sherman called Michael Crabtree a sorry receiver. So this will be a beat down, barring terrible rain. Consider taking Niners with the points. Definitely take the Niners to lead at half time and end of regulation, plus a Christian McCaffrey touchdown. George Kittle might even get in on the action.
Game 2:
I like the Chargers on the road against Jacksonville. A little concerned about the West coast team traveling East and Brandon Staley having a brain fart, but I think the Jags Super Bowl was last week. The cats looked too happy to just make the playoffs for my liking. Insert Patrick Beverley crying and jumping on the table when the Timberwolves made the playoffs.
Game 3:
Buffalo will obliterate Miami. I like Buffalo to lead at the half and end of regulation. Parlay that with the Niners and add McCaffrey touch down. I’m talking 17 plus ass kicking. It might be more if Damar Hamlin is at the game. And if he does the coin toss, the dolphins should just get on the bus home!
Game 4:
Vikings! “The Giants, are the overrated underdog,” Nick Wright. Vikings are at home with the better team. The Giants are 3-7 in their last 10 games. Big Blue snuck into the playoffs.
Game 5:
I took Baltimore with the points before Lamar announced he wasn’t playing. At this I’m just going to ride it out. This is Sunday Night so I’ll be drunk by this game and will accept my parlay being ruined by Snoop Huntley. What I’ll say is this…there has to be an upset this weekend and the Bengals have been chirping a lot lately.
Game 6:
Cowboys vs Buccaneers. I stayed away. I can’t call it. I’m sure the Bucs will put up 17 with a 4th quarter touchdown from Tom, but what will we get from Dallas? Dem Boyz could score 34 or 3. I have no idea. Keep an eye on Dak throwing an interception or losing a fumble!
Ciroc is the answer this weekend.
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