Look, I know what you’re thinking. Me? Writing about TikTok? The app where teenagers dance, lip-sync, and somehow get rich doing it? Yeah, it's the downfall of our nation. But desperate times call for desperate measures, and if TikTok says the Green Bay Packers are going to win the Super Bowl, fuck it, who am I to argue? I’m just a humble, cheese-loving, Milerlite drinking (just kidding it's been 11 days and I'm not thinking about it at all) Jordan Love Back-foot-analyzing, Lambeau Leap-watching fan clinging to hope.
The TikTok "Prophecy"
Here’s the deal: The guys are chatting it up this morning about the games this weekend and Young Horn trolls me with this bullshit....
So to every other NFL team in the playoffs: it’s time to pack your bags and book those tropical vacations. Maybe Taylor will take you somewhere nice Travis.TikTok has spoken. The Packers are winning the Super Bowl. Enjoy the off-season, folks. We’ll send you a postcard from the parade.
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