Alright folks we are #back with another chapter of Pardon Tim's Ignorance!
To start, today we had the original gangstas or as the kids call them #OG's, Wilbon and the Korn man.
Buffalo getting 7 feet of snow.....which means it's 'I love cocaine' meme season. Please send.
Eagles are no longer undefeated - I mean the refs calls throughout that game were awful but, Eagles also played pretty bad. The year of the underdog (or 'Plus Sign' hunting) marches on and it was a divisional game so if you didn't bet the Redskins, you're a fucking moron...#free. @PointsBetUSA
Heinicke vs Wentz - This CANNOT be an actual debate right?
Heinicke has so much swag, the team clearly plays better around him, he's just a cooler guy aka not a fire crotch or adopted
He has a better arm and mobility...zero ACL tears, zero tampons used in his lifetime
Wentz stinks...has actually zero Super Bowls
He wears the number '4'. He loves Favre and if you don't...fuck off. Best QB ever.
TOSS UP!
Jefferson vs Chase - Both LSU grads. Joe Burrow straight up #blessed. I think i'd take Jefferson. My mind is tiny and my memory stinks but watching that catch Jefferson made this past weekend makes this easy for me...give me JJ all day...check it out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S6JtcxFvUM
Verlander - He should get his 3rd Cy Young this week. Being a Cy Young winner myself (shout LI Dirtbags 2014) all I have to say is #respect. It ain't easy on the mound and Verlander is a HOF and one of the best....oh and let's not forget about Kate Upton...
Suns vs Heat - I love the Miami Heat. Hopefully they make another run at it this year. That 4th quarter comeback by 13-14 points whatever it was, followed by Butler dropping the D on Booker...
Kupp - Having ankle surgery and scheduled to miss 4-8 weeks. Let's. Fucking. Go. One less team to get in the Packers way...let's not waste it.
PGA vs LIV - I was actually just looking at tickets to the next LIV event. Whose going? Skeptical at first like everyone else but, LIV is actually fucking awesome and I am all for it. Rory seems to have more of a personnel issue with Greg 'The Shark' Norman. Prod just intimidated....I think eventually they're will be some sort of negotiation and buy-out of LIV and consolidation back into the PGA tour but for now...fuel that rivalry.
Alright folks that's it for this episode. Until next time.
#cheers @PTI @LIVGolfInv @SharkGregNorman @PGATOUR @Eagles @Commanders