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PTI vol. 17?: Poems by Korn-man, Packers new D coordinator, NFL weekend playoffs!

Hello friends!


I forget how I used to structure these and I'm not going to try now because well... idk when the next one will be! But let's roll with it..

National Poem Day. Here we go..

"Roses are red, Michigan was wow, you've always hated them, so don't kiss up now"- Korn Man's finest.


Michigan: I mean I'll admit I didn't watch this whole game but I didn't have to. Michigan was going to demolish them. That's what happened. They had 300 rushing yards in a championship game! Common. I'm on the same page as Korn here.. it was kind of pathetic looking and I am not surprised at all by this outcome (mortgage bet was on Michigan ML ask me for the receipt I dare you).


Where is Jim going: Short answer.. wherever he wants. The guy has had success at every level and is the definition of a "Football Guy". If I were him i'd go to Vegas.. cause I'm a sucker for the roulette table and Guy Fieri's restaurant.. but i'd imagine he ends up in LA with J-Herb.


Belichick: IF (very big IF there.. don't undermine the use of capitalization friends) Vrabel doesn't go to the Packers to be their D coordinator, i'd imagine there is some sort of inside track to the Patriots head coaching job but who knows. If Korn man and Bon Bon are right with this whole McDaniels to the Pats talk.. then god bless cause that guy STINKS.


Flacco vs Stroud: Sup Young Horn.

Flacco gonna drop his big ole hammer on the Texans in this one. I'll be heavy on the Browns. I know Young Horn will be as well. Dave will prob bet his life savings on the Texans and that newb Stroud..

But as the boys said home field, experience, and the Browns Defense. I agree with the fellas here. Get the toilet paper out.. Go Browns!

Stafford vs Lions: Now this has nothing to do with the fact that I am a Packers fan.. Stafford might throw for 450 with 5 TDs this weekend. When the Packers move on, I'd much rather play Detroit than LA but theres no way Stafford loses this game.

It's not a revenge game either.. it's running into the girl you dated in college, mutually decided to go your separate way, stay in touch, and then arriving to the college reunion...




Morant: Him being done sucks. Sucks for NBA. Sucks for the fans. I'm not a big NBA guy and I did love watching Ja so this really blows. I did just put a future on the Warriors so they are my team for the rest of this year and I'm hoping Draymond comes back and they get rolling.


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