"Ladies and Gentleman this is your captain speaking"-- Lieutenant Dan, probably.
Seen above is the real life version of the Forrest Gump character, LT Dan. I would say he's actually a good mix between Lt Dan and Bubba Gump. And by good mix, he has one legs, and instead of a Shrimp boat, he has a sail boat that he let the world know he has a spot for a woman to spend the storm with him.
“I’m not going anywhere because the safest place to be is on a boat in a flood,” he said ahead of the storm. “We learned that with Noah. Everyone who stayed on land drowned. Noah and the animals lived.”
This guy is the fucking man, all he needs in life is his faith, his sail boat, and some pussy.
Pretty intelligent guy, doesn't take rocket science to know a boat floats, and thats exactly what it did. Rose with the tide, and came back down with the tide. I know there was a GoFundMe going around for Lt Dan, but in addition to whatever cash is given to him, I hope he gets some fine ass hunnies to spend some time on the boat with him tonight.
The wildest part of the whole story is that they apparently reported he had been "rescued" and brought to a shelter. However, Lt is no feeble cat, he's a DAWG. “I know the Mayor of Tampa just said in her press conference that Lieutenant Dan went to a shelter. He didn’t, I’m standing right here,” NewsNation correspondent Brian Entin tweeted just before noon alongside a photo of Malinowski popping his head out of the canvas covering his sailboat’s cabin.
Thank you for your service, Lieutenant Dan.
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