No one will admit it, but this has been a rough season to bet! No more, “deposit to place bet”! Don’t press it king. Love yourself.
But why? What the hell is going on? The easy bets aren’t easy. Let’s take a deeper dive into why you keep fumbling the bag.
A little analytics never hurt nobody, yea but a lot can kill you! I said analytics so CMS’s Dr. Data don’t get hit with a stray. To be clear, Data is different! I think we’re over evaluating what we bet. How a certain quarterback does in warm weather, what jersey’s are being worn, a lot of this is messing with how we bet! Let’s get back to the basics. Betting for the hot team, hot quarterback (not like that Nick), healthy team, less traveled squad, if it feels like a trap game, it is.
They let us win just enough to bring us back. You ever notice how you can lose 5 bets in a row and then boom…FanDuel presents a very winnable parlay. And of course you win that chump change. That’s to keep you hooked. Give em’ a little taste!
Don’t overthink. In fact, as an expert, I am advising you to flip a coin when faced with a tough decision. Hell the NFL does it to start every game and overtime. Duh!
Some shit you should just stay away from…like gambling!
“You get the bag and fumble it. I get the bag and flip it and tumble it!” R.I.P Takeoff 🚀 You will be missed.
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