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Daylight Saving Time Is the Greatest Cure for Seasonal Depression

  • Writer: Young Horn
    Young Horn
  • 5 days ago
  • 3 min read

Look, I get it.


Losing an hour of sleep sucks.


When you’re 16 years old and staying up until 3am playing Xbox or watching late-night SportsCenter, that missing hour feels like someone stole your entire weekend.


But once you’re an adult, you realize something pretty quickly.


You get over that lost hour of sleep in about 12 hours.


What you don’t get over is what daylight saving time brings with it.


And if you live in the Northeast, you know exactly what I’m talking about.

The Moment the Sun Sets at 7:30 Again

For the last few months, life in the Northeast has basically been this:

Wake up.Go to work.Look outside.It’s already dark.


You feel like you’re living in Alaska.


Sunset at 4:30 PM is one of the most disrespectful things Mother Nature has ever done to society. By the time you finish work it feels like midnight.


You spend the winter months in a weird routine of:

• watching football

• ordering takeout

• playing video games

• sitting inside while it’s pitch black outside


And suddenly, before you know it, three months of your life disappeared.

Then daylight saving time shows up and everything changes overnight.


7:30 PM Sunsets Hit Like Crack

I’m not exaggerating when I say this:


Sunset at 7:30 PM hits like crack.


Now listen — before anyone freaks out.


I’ve never smoked crack.


I’ve just heard stories.


But I imagine the feeling is something like walking outside at 6:45 PM, realizing it’s still bright out, the weather is suddenly 65 degrees, and everyone in your neighborhood is outside like they’ve just been released from prison.


People walking dogs.


Kids playing basketball.


Someone grilling burgers for no reason on a Tuesday.


The sun is out, birds are chirping, and suddenly you’ve got an extra pep in your step.


Winter Turns Everyone Into Goblins

Winter in the Northeast turns people into absolute cave dwellers.

You go from being a normal functioning human being to living like some kind of basement troll.


At some point between December and February you realize you’ve spent three straight months:

• sitting in the dark

• watching NFL games

• eating chicken parm

• not seeing the sun for multiple days


You blink and suddenly it's March and you can’t remember the last time you stood outside without a jacket.


Good Weather + Sunlight = Instant Mood Booster

Then daylight saving hits.


Combine that with two straight days of sunshine and 65-degree weather and suddenly the entire world feels different.


It’s not just the sunlight.


It’s the energy.


Everyone just seems… happier.


People are outside again.


You see neighbors you forgot existed.


Someone’s blasting music from their car with the windows down like it’s July.


It’s like the entire region collectively remembered what joy feels like.


The Northeast Is Finally Alive Again

Daylight saving time isn’t just about clocks.


It’s the unofficial signal that winter is over and life can begin again.


Sure, we lost an hour of sleep.


But in exchange we got:

• longer days

• warm weather

• sunlight after work

• and an excuse to stop living like vampires


And honestly?


That trade is worth it every single year.


Because nothing cures seasonal depression faster than walking outside at 7 PM, realizing the sun is still up, and remembering you don’t have to spend another night sitting in your mom’s basement watching football highlights while eating chicken parm.


Spring is coming.


And the Northeast is finally waking up. CITY BOYS WE BACK UP


 
 
 

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