Alarm Clocks, Espresso Martinis, and Gold Medals: Toronto Bars Are Officially Opening at 6AM for the Olympics
- Young Horn

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If you needed proof that the Olympics bring people together, look no further than Toronto — where city officials have essentially said:
“You know what pairs perfectly with figure skating at sunrise? Beer.”
In preparation for the 2026 Winter Olympics, Toronto has approved a temporary rule allowing bars and restaurants to start serving alcohol as early as 6 a.m. so fans don’t have to choose between supporting their country and respecting normal human sleep schedules.
Because let’s be honest…
If Canada is playing hockey at breakfast, nobody is ordering orange juice.

Why This Is Happening (Besides National Pride and Questionable Morning Decisions)
The Olympics are being held in Italy, which means a significant time difference for North American viewers. Many marquee events — especially hockey — will air early in the morning.
City leaders realized something important:
👉 Canadians were going to wake up early anyway.👉 They were going to gather anyway.👉 And they were definitely going to want drinks anyway.
So instead of forcing fans to pretend a Caesar is “just a spicy tomato smoothie,” Toronto leaned in.
This isn’t recklessness.
This is civic planning.
Imagine Explaining This to Someone 20 Years Ago
“Yeah, I’m heading to the bar at 6 in the morning.”
“Oh wow… tough night?”
“No, no — Team Canada plays in 10 minutes.”
Perfectly reasonable.
Totally normal.
Not a red flag at all.
The Real Winners Here
Let’s power rank the biggest winners of this decision:
🥇 Bars and Restaurants
The Olympics might as well be a two-week stimulus package for the hospitality industry.
Breakfast beer is about to become a personality trait.
🥈 Hockey Fans
There is no fan base on Earth more willing to rearrange their circadian rhythm for sports.
Gold medal game at sunrise? See you at the bar.
🥉 Employers Across Toronto
Nothing boosts workplace productivity like an entire city emotionally recovering from an overtime loss before 9 a.m.
Expect a sudden spike in “working from home.”
The Morning Drinking Olympics (Unofficial Events)
If Toronto wanted to go all-in, they could create their own medal events:
Speed Brunching
Synchronized Day Drinking
Extreme Breakfast Nachos
Biathlon: Coffee → Beer → Coffee Again
Judging criteria? Commitment and hydration strategy.
Let’s Be Honest — This Is Peak Olympic Energy
The Olympics have always been about passion.
People wake up at wild hours.
They scream at TVs.
They suddenly become experts in sports they watch once every four years.
And now — thanks to Toronto — they can do it with a mimosa.
This move acknowledges something cities sometimes forget:
Sports are communal.
Watching alone on your couch hits different than celebrating in a packed bar when your country scores.
There Is Only One Real Risk…
Picture this:
It’s 7:45 a.m.
Canada scores a dramatic goal.
The bar erupts.
Someone spills a drink.
A stranger hugs you.
You don’t know their name.
You might never see them again.
But for that moment?
Family.
The only downside is remembering you still have responsibilities afterward.
Meetings will be attended.
Emails will be sent.
None of them will be good.
Could Other Cities Follow?
Don’t be surprised if this sparks a trend.
Major sporting events already blur the lines of normal behavior — the Olympics just amplify it.
Cities everywhere want that electric atmosphere.
And frankly, if people are going to gather anyway…
You might as well let them do it somewhere that serves food.
And hopefully water.
Lots of water.
Final Take: This Is the Kind of Chaos the Olympics Were Built For
There’s something oddly perfect about a city adjusting its alcohol laws in the name of sports fandom.
It’s fun.
It’s slightly unhinged.
It’s deeply Canadian.
Most importantly — it shows how powerful global sports can be.
For two weeks, sleep schedules vanish, productivity dips, and strangers become friends over shared national pride.
So if you find yourself in Toronto during the Games and someone texts:
“Beer at sunrise?”
Just remember…
You’re not making bad decisions.
You’re participating in the Olympic spirit.



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