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  • Writer's pictureUncle Tim

@PTI vol. 13: Sister Jean Is Still Alive, College Basketball Is A Shit Show, Windy's Massive Gullet

103 years old for sister Jean...still would!

College basketball season is kind of a shit show this year. Eight #1 seeds have lost and what that means is...it's fucking Plus Sign Hunting season for college hoops. Just in time for March Maddness. Our designated College Hoops phenom, Dr Data, is apparently the go-to for picks but I'm telling you right now...if he ain't on the Plus sign it ain't for me. Go Danes.


Nuggets are once again making their way toward being a nice future bet to win it all thanks to Nikola Jokić building on another MVP season. But the question is when will they win a title? Tony said it as I was thinking but it's very similar to Aaron Rodgers (whose probably tripping balls right now in the darkness). You can win as many MVPs as you want...without a Championship Title, no one is really going to care.


Shohei Ohtani seems to be on his way out of LA, which he should be. He pitches, he hits, he's worth at least 400 Million. He is going to be a great addition to the Yankees.


Windy!

First of all Brian Windhorst has the biggest gullet of all time.

That being said, great NBA reporter and it sounds like both Kevin Durant and Lebron James are both happy with the deadline moves. Durant got to go to the Suns where he already has chemistry with Devin Booker and Lebron has guys that can actually shoot now and give him and AD a break on defense. We'll see what happens but I have a future in on the Suns...yes it's a Plus Sign.


Happy 51st birthday to the Hall Of Famer, Jerome Bettis - The Bus. What a knick name. I'll never forget that fumble at the goal line when Big Ben saved the day...AFC Championship I think?

That's all for today folkes. Go crack some beers...we got Bruins hockey tonight!




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