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Power Ranking Adam Sandlers Movie Wives/Girlfriends

I am a HUGE Adam Sandler fan. I don't think many people live a better life than Sandler. He brings all his boys along and includes them in his movies, he also includes his actual wife and kids in roles in his movies, and he somehow always has a smoke-show wife/GF as his love interest. Since getting his start in the late 1980s, there’s really nothing Sandler hasn’t done. He leveraged his success as a cast member on Saturday Night Live. So I am here to share with you my rankings of the sexiest co stars of Adam Sandler. They are also extremely out of his league, but then again I somehow believe Adam Sandler could pull any of these women IRL.

#13 Drew Barrymore (Lucy Whitmore - 50 First Dates)

She's cute, but she ain't a baddie! Great actress, but wouldn't be my first choice. Also shout out The Wedding Singer, great film also featuring Drew Barrymore and Sandler.

#12 Kevin James (I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry)

What? Kevin James cant be a hot co star of Adam Sandler! Get lost, he's staying on the list.

#11 Winona Ryder (Babe Bennett - Mr. Deeds)

If you're a stranger things fan and get past the fact that she always looks crazy and disheveled in that show, Winona Ryder as Babe Bennett is a babe (I got booed off stage the one time I tried stand up comedy).

#10 Joey Lauren Adams (Layla Maloney - Big Daddy)

As someone who’s a bit too intimately familiar with sports betting, there’s no way I could ever see this playing out in real life. Adams’ Layla Maloney is a legally-licensed lawyer with plenty of options to choose from who opts to go for the one with no possible happy ending. Sure, it might start out fine, but it’s only a matter of time until he’s slipping cash out of her purse to place a bet he’ll inevitably lose thanks to “the god damn Jets.”

#9 Fairuza Balk (Viky Vallencourt - The Waterboy)

The picture below is all that needs to be said.


#8 Salma Hayek (Roxanne Chase-Feder - Grown Ups)

First off, Sandler is basically playing himself. There are no weird voices or over-the-top tantrums; it’s just “Funny Guy Adam,” who is still a pretty normal-looking dude but far from the schlub he’s played in other movies. Sure, Hayek might still have the upper hand in the attractiveness department but we can’t ignore the other factors in play.


#7 Bridgette Wilson (Veronica Vaughn - Billy Madison)

Imagine dating a woman named Bridgette Wilson, thats like #5 hottest name I've ever heard in my life.


#6 Kate Backensale (Donna Newman - Click)

It's a damn shame that Adam Sandler used the remote in click to fats forward having sex with her. 0/10 would not recommend doing that.

#5 Julie Brown (Violet Valentine - Hubie Halloween)

I don't appreciate when people say Hubie Halloween is one of Adam Sandlers worst movies. I also think my crush on Julie Brown started from Modern Family. Also shout out to her in Happy Gilmore. @MillterLite


#4 Emmanuelle Chriqui (Dalia - You Don’t Mess with the Zohan)

Tell Sloan I said whats up. From Entourage to Dont Mess with the Zohan, Eammanuelle Chriqui is a certified rocket ship.

#2 (tied)Jennifer Anniston/Brooklyn Decker (Just Go With It)


#1 Jessica Biel (I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry)

God lord, well this is the article, I have to use the restroom. Ttyl











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