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Does Oliva Wilde Eat Ass?

Sometimes in life, the internet provides you with stories and questions that make you go....hmmmm? Now listen, I am no professional journalist, nor do I have any journalistic integrity. I am just here to connect the dots, and give my 2 cents on some recent stories surrounding Oliva Wilde and her boo-thang Harry Styles.


According to an article from the "Daily Mail report" that included statements from Wilde's former nanny. Wilde's nanny, who claimed she was fired quickly and with no severance, told the outlet that things came to a head after Wilde left their home with a salad for her new mans, Harry Styles, made with what Jason Sudeikis allegedly called “her special dressing.”


It would be easy to say that Oliva Wilde is eating Harry Styles ass. Harry has a very flamboyant sense of style. Is this not the face of a man who would get his ass eaten? I think the answer is yes, which there is nothing wrong with, if anything it is a sign of a confident man.

With all that being said, I cant really see Olivia Wilde the type of gal to put her face between a mans cheeks (just calling it how I see it), a little too uptight for that. It is also hard to believe a disgruntled nanny telling a story to a reporter regarding making a "special salad dressing". I try to not get invested into pop culture drama, but when it comes to Harry Styles I am all in. For all I know Oliva Wilde is licking the dressing off of Harry or vice versa. Actors and musicians are fucking weird though.






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