Let me start by saying that I was invited to a Bachelor watch party last night and accepted the invitation after a tiny argument between my woman and I, because honestly I could care less about this kinda stuff. I walk into the watch party and notice bottles of wine, charcuterie boards, some candles lit, and a small crowd. Now my immediate reaction here would be to run for my life. HOWEVER, my woman wanted to watch so I watch. The show comes on, and about 10 minutes in I turn to my girl and I say, "My God...... I am hooked".
Now keep in mind, I decided to start this season 1 episode before the season finale, not the best idea because I was lost for a good majority of the episode, yet so invested in the drama. Let's start with the cliffhanger that they left us on last week, I had no idea who this Kelsey female was but she had decided to leave a note outside Joey's (The Bachelor) door stating, "We need to talk". After I picked my jaw up off the floor they start to show us the conversation that Bachelor nation was dying to know about for a week, and all this bitch says is that she feels this is getting more real and she wants him to know that she really cares about him. This had to be the biggest false alarm since Brady came out of retirement. The reason why this was so blown up was because there was another female earlier on the show that had decided to depart from this event because she wanted to start a family earlier than Joey.
The final two ladies were confirmed last night and Rachel was not one of them. Again, I do not know these girls from a hole in the ground but I could tell this one was ruined and rightfully so. I give these women a lot of credit for actually falling in love and expressing themselves so that suckers like us become so invested within the first 10 minutes. Wellllllllll, maybe that's the politically correct answer. But in my opinion, they all got a bag for coming on the show and starting so much shit amongst each other. For instance, I have heard a lot about this one Maria and how everyone is on her side and after seeing her last night defending herself, forgiving people, passing funny comments, I mean Joey COME ON DUDE how'd you let her go? Maria has my vote for Bachelorette next season and if she is not on there I along with all of Bachelor nation will riot.
Now this gentleman above, is Joey. The one these women have been all over for the last couple of weeks and ladies, I don't blame you. This dude is handsome and extremely charming. I will say what turned me off about Joey after watching him for only the very first time last night, was the fact that he did not know how to pronounce Minneapolis. It may have taken him 10 minutes to get it right and every time they cut to it I had immediate heartburn. The episode ends with Joey crying on the beach but we don't know why? BUT I DO, I will throw a trillion dollars on the fact that Daisy will be removing herself next week from the finale. If you think I'm right, repost the blog and lets hit a million and who knows maybe Joey and I can go out for a beer some time.... just as friends you weirdos.
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